JHMT Updates

[Scott McKee]

The water clarity in the lower is apparently "maybe 2ft". Under these conditions, one fish could very easily take all the marbles and by marbles I mean money. Do kids still play with marbles?

[Stephen Glassic]

This is much better than listening to a Bills game on the radio.

[Scott McKee]

Only one hour remains in the JHMT and so many questions are still left unanswered. Will the Lacko's early morning heroics stand? Can the rest of the field stage a late comeback? Where in the hell did I put the television remote? When did clipping in the NFL cease being called clipping? Does Jerry Miller have any donuts left, and if so, will he bring them to the Christmas Party?

[John Pensyl]

Lackos on the board again with a heavy 34

[Stephen Glassic]

For us armchair observers, are there any other fish besides the two team Lacko got?

Got to be careful with those chocolate donuts. I have heard that they can as much as double in weight when eaten and if you add milk, it can be triple. Could be a boat sinker if you bring too many aboard.

Bills are now leading 10 to 3.

[Scott McKee]

With the help of a fictional super-computer, the HAL 9000, I have crunched and re-crunched all of the release data (along with a few pretzels) from today's John Henning Memorial Tournament. After viewing the bump board images from every conceivable angle and after consulting with numerous retired NFL referees as well as Roland Martin and Babe Winkleman's second cousins (twice removed), I declare the winner of this year's JHMT to be... Andrew Lacko with a 38-inch early morning release. Second place goes to Daniel Lacko with his afternoon 34-inch release. These were the only two muskies released. Who said something yesterday about muddy water playing right into the Lacko's hands? Congratulations, Andy and Dan and thank you to all who participated!

[Josh Ketry]

Epic