Fish report 11/22, 23 /12

[jojo wilczewski]

Good Day

Wished with Rod Ballard Thanksgiving 7-1230. One foollow, two nibbles and bits none got the point.

Fished with Scott McKee today 7- 4. One nibbles and bit, two foollows. three Buskies 35,32 jojo, 25 Scott. All fish caught and foollows  by beating on our Obp Perch Baits  to death???

 One Nibbled on green tube. Action in un 3 and 4.

No wonder we had the river to ourselfs,  most everyone was in the harbor.

ALA BALA BALA jojoout 

  

[Josh Ketry]

I enjoy reading your smart and cryptic muskie slang reports, Jojo

[Jay Nannen]

Josh you need to go on Amazon and buy the JoJo Rosetta stone.  Got mine on Black Friday at Target for $19.99 and it included a DVD of Magnum PI Season 2.

[Carrie Keane]

Jay, that is so funny that I had to calm myself down for 10 minutes before I could read it to Scott without giggling!!!  Also, Scott says you are now writing a monthly humor column for the newsletter (I'm not completely sure if he's kidding!)

[jojo wilczewski]

Good Day

I am glad you all enjoy it  as much as I enjoy  doing it and abusing the english language???

Remember it is always a riddle never a secret code.

Jay is correct Amazon had the Shmosetta  Stones on sale for Good Fishing Friday.

ALA BALA BALA jojoout

[Scott McKee]

Jay, Target threw in the second season of the Hawaiian mustaches?  I picked up my Jojo Stone at Rollie and Helen's and all they threw in was a Sloppy Pig!  I was screwed! (I wasn't kidding about the monthly humor column by the way.)

[Scott McKee]

Joe, you are a national musky treasure; abuse on my brother!

[Jay Nannen]

I will gladly contribute something to your monthly masterpiece, just not sure how funny it will be.  Josh and I have already written a brilliant piece about the 10 rules that guide the bucket fisherman we see on the banks of the mighty Niagara.

On an unrelated topic if you want to put moon phase on the website go for it.

Scott McKee said:

Jay, Target threw in the second season of the Hawaiian mustaches?  I picked up my Jojo Stone at Rollie and Helen's and all they threw in was a Sloppy Pig!  I was screwed! (I wasn't kidding about the monthly humor column by the way.)

[Josh Ketry]

Bucket Fisherman Critical Concepts #7:  Kill everything.  Gobies and Sheephead taste the same in a blender

Bucket Fisherman Critical Concepts #14: Never fish from shore near Tom Seleck's house in the lower river.  He will come down in his little white short shorts and steal your bucket.

[Scott McKee]

The system is changing.  I feel it in the water.  I feel it in the earth.  I smell it in the air.  Water clarity that once was is lost.  There are few who fish now that remember it.

It began with the forging of the great lures.  Three Depthraiders were given to the Founders: immortal, wisest and fairest of all anglers.  Seven Perchbaits and Plows to the Harbor Hounds: great trollers and dwellers of the Bethlehem Steel Mountain Halls.  And nine Mr. Toothys were gifted to the race of grinders, who above all else, desire bottom contact.  For within these lures was bound the strength and will to govern each musky.

But all of them were deceived.

For another lure was made.  In the land of Drifter, in the fires of Mount Platypus the Musky Lords forged a secret Master Lure to control all others.  And into this lure they poured huge rattles, crazy water pushing action, bright colors and their will to hook all muskies.  One lure to rule them all.

For Many weeks the lures of power hid in the gloom of tackle boxes and there they waited. 

Mud crept back into the waters of the River.  Rumor grew of a storm from the west, whispers of a nameless fear.  And the lures of power perceived their time had now come. 

One lure to rule them all.  One lure to find them. One lure to catch them all.  And in the muddy water bind them.

Guess what I’m pulling Monday through Friday?

[Scott McKee]

Thanks Jay.  The super moon phase do-hickey is $50 or so a year.  I can assure you December's newsletter will NOT be a masterpiece.  I have to crank the entire issue out tomorrow and therefore will not be fishing.  Guess who will be the most pissed off musky angler in the world tomorrow?

[Capt. Larry D. Jones]

B1 Bermek in Tiddly Winks Pink!

[jojo wilczewski]

Good Day

I think the Great Wizard Grandiggdoorf the Gray will be pulling Mr. Super Believer????

But then I have the inside pooper scooper???

ALA BALA BALA jojoout