I suck report 11.27.16

[Scott McKee]

I took my traveling musky plague to the harbor today. Prior to my arrival a few fish were caught and there was bait everywhere, apparently. As soon as the South Gap sensed my presence, the whole place shut down. Fish stores should pay me not to enter their establishments. When I walk pass the fresh fish at supermarkets it spoils. Swedish fish turn into anchovies at my touch. Needless to say we didn't catch anything.

It gets worse.

I snagged my 13" Grandma in olive perch near the Freezer Queen Wall which was a neat trick since I only had '90 out which should have put the lure down 15 to 17 feet. I put my kicker in neutral and reeled in the other three lines. When I popped the kicker back in gear nothing happened. I turned her off, started her up and put the boat in gear. Reverse worked and forward worked... sort of. Forward put the motor in reverse as well. Wonderful. Unless I perfect back-trolling I am stuck casting and jigging for the last three days of the season if Eric from Brobeil can't perform a miracle.

I suck.

[Tony Scime]

I like anchovies. The musky gods must be punishing us for something we did at Nipissing - breaking our motors just before the season ends. You know what I think of the musky gods.

[John Jarosz]

Wild Planet brand are the best. Great on a salad and milder than sardines. I'm bringing a bag of Swedish fish to the Christmas party. May Scott will wave his hand over it.

You better check those boats of yours. Maybe somebody smuggled bananas on board.

[Scott McKee]

NO BANANAS EVER!

[Frank Stachowiak]

How about putting the prop on backwards??

[Frank Stachowiak]

One of the best movies ever: Bananas - staring Woody Allen as Fielding Melish.

[Scott McKee]

Always loved Cosell in that movie.

[Frank Stachowiak]

How about the gal running from the bushes yelling "I got bitted by a snake"

[John Jarosz]

Is that to say that "yes, you have no bananas?"