Reservations hard to get for a new hot spot

[Frank Stachowiak]

Buffalo's latest hot spot announces the grand opening of SCOTT-N-BRUCE, western New York's first floating gourmet experience. Enjoy a beautiful sunset while being served a cacophony of hors d'oeuvres and cocktails (unfortunately alcohol free). Our friendly staff, of course Bruce and Scott, trained under the tutelage of renowned chef Josef of Claudette, are there to make your evening a night to remember. Except for PFD's, there is no formal dress code. Tonight's menu features Philly Cheese Steak, prepared table side. Other selections include Well Aged Chili (very well aged), with a multitude of dainty sweets selected by trained trick or treaters. All lady diners are requested to use the "facilities" before boarding as the powder room is under repair.

While you wait to begin your dining extravaganza, you can enjoy the entertainment provided by AGT runner-up Aurora, a four legged delight. Bring a stick as she enjoys fetching it.

Bring your camera as you will certainly want to capture a photo of either proprietor capturing a specimen muskellunge that will be released unharmed before your very eyes. If you want fish to eat, go to Wegman's.

For a small fee, the hosts will provide flowers to enhance that special moment if you will be proposing to your sweetheart. Unfortunately, the proprietors will not be responsible for any rings dropped overboard. Weddings can  be performed by the vessel Captain under ancient maritime privileges. Aurora has been trained to act as a canine Maid of Honor to make your evening a memorable experience.

Reservations accepted. Patries are limited to two persons so call ahead to get on a waiting list.

Rated two stars in the Am-Pol Eagle.

[Scott McKee]

I've written and said this on numerous occasions. Frank, you are a national treasure!

[Carrie Keane]

Frank, you are amazing!!! ❤️