Heading to Rich Marina

[Scott McKee]

With the low water levels in the Great Lakes, I think I'll keep my boat docked at Rich Marina this season.  To commemorate this historic (yeah, right) move, I wrote a little rap which should be rapped to NWA's (no official affiliation with the NMA) Straight Outta Compton:

You are now about to witness the strength of River knowledge [Verse One: Igg Cubed]

Straight outta Black Rock, crazy musky troller named Igg’n

From the gang called Niagara Musky Association

When rods go off, I catch’n sawed off

Squeeze the drag, and muskies are hauled off

You too, boy, if ya fish with me

Carrie’s gonna hafta come and get me

Trollin’ off my (bleep), that's how I'm goin out

For the punk musky angler that's showin out

Anglers start to mumble, skies start to rumble

Mix em and change em to catch a jumbo

Trollin’ on the Niagara like that

with a Tooth that's pointed at yo (bleep)

So give it up smooth

Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a lure move

Here's a  fishin’ rap to keep yo ragin’

with a release record like Tom Pag’n

G-Loomis rods is the tool

Tunin’ lures in a mother (bleep) pool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I'm knockin muskies out tha box, daily

yo weekly, monthly and yearly

until them dumb esox (bleep) see clearly

that I'm down with the capital N-M-A

Boy you can't (bleep) with me

So when I'm on your castin’ deck, you better duck

Coz Igg Cube is crazy as (bleep)

As I leave, putting whip at the dock

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Black Rock

I can hear Frank Stachowiak, Scott Kitchen and Alan Hoerl already, "there goes the neighborhood".

[Mike "the facilities" Fortunate]

Wow u got skillz brutha!

[Mike "the facilities" Fortunate]

Ps... I just talked to bags o money and he wants to sign you!

[John Jarosz]

i think joe bag-o-donuts already signed him up.