Heads Up!

[Jay Nannen]

Fished the Lower river with Josh Kaine today.  We bounced around jigging and casting and Josh boated a nice 36" fish and had another rip that didn't stick.  We decided to try the Canadian back drift.  About half way through the drift we got called by the Cdn Border Patrol to come over and tie up.  I know Scott is going to say "I told you to call in" but I have been fishing down there for nearly 20 years, including half a dozen times this winter/spring and never call in because several of the local guides had told me it was not necessary.  Turns out that is not the case.  They let us go with a warning but told me next time it would be an automatic $2000 fine.  Also, they told me if I was ever going upstream to fish in Devils Hole I better call in because there is no way to get up there without going into Cdn waters so fellow steelhead fisherman be advised.  

[Scott McKee]

Now Jay, I'm not the kind of guy to say "I told you so", but I told you...

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Plus Kane is very suspicious looking, double reason to call in! :)

[Jay Nannen]

I think they thought Josh Kane was Jack Bauer.......

[Scott McKee]

Since you mentioned Jack Bauer... On the show 24 each episode represented one hour of one day in the life of the intrepid Josh, err I mean Jack Bauer, right?  If that was the case, shouldn't a few episodes have been devoted to Mr. Bauer eating, grooming himself or going to the bathroom?

[Jay Nannen]

Oh just wait for the next episode.  Apparently next week we are going to see how Mr Kane aka Jack Bauer reacts after being needlessly detained by the hostile Canadians.  Rumor has it he comes back to Canada after correctly calling in and then proceeds to pound the shoreline with giant crankbaits and jerkbaits.

[Scott McKee]

Little does our new global anti-terrorism one man wrecking crew Josh Kane know, those "hostile Canadians", were not even Canadians, but disguised agents of Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion of Esox or S.P.E.C.T.R.E.!  Word around the campfire says S.P.E.C.T.R.E. is furious over their snubbing by the producers of the new wave of James Bond films and have moved their dastardly organization to the world of ludicrous network television plots.

I wouldn't be surprised if duck decoys on the lower come this fall were either surveillance cameras, anti-fishing boat mines or even disguises for S.P.E.C.T.R.E. operatives themselves!  All I can say at this point is watch for shady looking characters fishing in black jump suits and never trust a guy who continually pets a white cat!  I fear something sinister awaits Josh in the shadows!  Josh, whatever you do, make sure "Q-Branch" (Marc Arena, Jim Reynolds and Joe Wilczewski) outfits you properly before you begin your next mission! I don't want to divulge too many of their secrets, but the trio has been working on laser guided boat-to-air Monster Tube missiles, giant Shmo spinnerbaits that morph into jet skis and magnetic exploding Toothy's.

I can't wait to see how this pans out!  Do you think the term "Kane Girl" will catch on?